One New York Life

Lildwayne226: You know Daniels, from the very first day of our convention, we were crunk as hell
Lildwayne226: Your convention had as much energy as a Mobb Deep record

I don’t know who Mobb Deep is, but I’ll assume it’s like Radiohead and go from there.

As I now consider this “content”, I decided to start egging Dwayne on tonight. For those of you who don’t know Dwayne, he’s a dude that IMs pretty much the entire Inside Pulse and 411 staff. He is, as far as I can tell, a dude that really enjoys wrestling and has on the order of 7,000 AIM names. Checking my AIM block list, I have Jay2Cool19, jaydogkeepitreal, jaydarealist21, LilDwayne21, MaxSteelGotDat, YORAPS18, and at least 20 other of his IM names blocked. He has, at different times IMed me pretending to be Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff. At different points he’s been from different cities and owned his own record label (Iced Out Records). Briefly, we all decided to submit all the Dwayne rants to a blog called icedoutrants.com, but it didn’t last. I wish it did. It was very funny. At some point, I’ll post one of his WWE Pay Per View Recaps here in which he’d create anywhere from three to seven different characters who would do commentary on the event as his recap. Of the most intriguing people I’ve come across on the internet, he’s in the top five.

RawisJerich008: What kind of precedent would you be setting for your IP employees if you voted for four more years of stagnant Bush politics?
RawisJerich008: Webmasters and website executives out of touch with where this nation is headed
RawisJerich008: DESPICABLE
RawisJerich008: Daniels, you must be rich as hell
RawisJerich008: Four dollars is nothing at the pump for you Huh?

Kaisen316: nope
Kaisen316: I love it

RawisJerich008: You love it
Kaisen316: I dump three gallons a day on the ground
Kaisen316: and burn it
Kaisen316: i light it with benjamins

RawisJerich008: I guess Bush knows who he can send to Afganisstant next
RawisJerich008: Enjoy your sinister ways while you\ still can cuz when Barack becomes President, you’re gonna pay your taxes. No more golden parachutes for you Daniels

Kaisen316: nope. he’s going to lose. Wall Street wants him to win
Kaisen316: No We Can’t

RawisJerich008: I don’t think so
RawisJerich008: YES WE CAN
RawisJerich008: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! WE WANT BARACK TO BE OUR PRESIDENT

Kaisen316: like four people have spoken
Kaisen316: the media has brainwashed you

RawisJerich008: NO IT HASN’T
RawisJerich008: IN 2008 YOU REPUBLICANS ARE IN FOR A BIG ASSWHIPPIN
RawisJerich008: TELL MCCAIN TO GET THE WAX OUT OF HIS EARS
RawisJerich008: AND LISTEN TO THE MILLIONS OF VOICES
RawisJerich008: CHANTING YES WE CAN, YES WE CAN
RawisJerich008: AND 2008 WE WILL THE PRESIDENCY

Kaisen316: yep, we were in 2004, too
Kaisen316: what happened
Kaisen316: you lost
Kaisen316: 2006 was your big chance
Kaisen316: won congress
Kaisen316: congress’s approval is lower than president’s
Kaisen316: and the president’s is damn low
Kaisen316: prep for the Republican sweep
Kaisen316: both houses
Kaisen316: president

RawisJerich008: JOHN MCCAIN IS MEDIOCRE DANIELS
RawisJerich008: BARACK OBAMA 08!

Kaisen316: Lots of sad, wasted stickers
Kaisen316: on the bumpers of the cars of socialists

RawisJerich008: Oh, please he is not a socialist

Kaisen316: take your socialism up to Canada
Kaisen316: we’re Americans here

RawisJerich008: and don’t start that Hussein crap either
RawisJerich008: AMERICA CAN’T AFFORD FOUR MORE YEAR’S OF BUSH POLITICS
RawisJerich008: WE NEED TO HELP PEOPLE ON MAIN STREET

Kaisen316: And AmericanS can’t afford Obama’s
Kaisen316: I don’t want to help people
Kaisen316: help yourselves

RawisJerich008: WHAT?
RawisJerich008: ARE YOU KIDDING?
RawisJerich008: WHAT KIND OF POLICY IS THAT?
RawisJerich008: WE’RE NOT ON OUR OWN DANIELS AND IN 2008 WE WILL HAVE A PRESIDENT AND A PARTNER IN THE WHITE HOUSE WORKING HARD ON OUR BEHALF
RawisJerich008: DANIELS, IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA DROWN OUT THE VOICES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THEN YOU’RE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING MY FRIEND IN NOVEMBER
RawisJerich008: Wait until the debate
RawisJerich008: WAIT UNTIL OBAMA DESTROYS MCCAIN!
RawisJerich008: \THEN THE CHOICE WILL BE OBVIOUS
RawisJerich008: AND YOU’LL RECONSIDER EVERYTHING
RawisJerich008: If you think Mccain can win a debate with Obama, then Daniels you need your head examined
RawisJerich008: HE HAS A HARVARD EDUCATION! HELLO! YOUR GUY IS A PRIVATE OF WAR. BIG DIFFERENCE

Kaisen316: One guy knows how the world works and the other is a pampered elitist
Kaisen316: you’re right
Kaisen316: huge difference

RawisJerich008: Oh, Daniels, please

Kaisen316: yup, we need more pampered elitists in office
Kaisen316: it’s worked so well for GWB

RawisJerich008: f*ck Bush
RawisJerich008: Obama has the Clintons on his side, Al Gore, and John Kerry
RawisJerich008: There is no way we can lose

Kaisen316: Three out of those four people have done nothing BUT lose

RawisJerich008: Daniels,how do you explain Mcsame’s straight talk
RawisJerich008: FALES PROMISES AND FALSE HOPES
RawisJerich008: DESIGNED TO GET MCSAME THROUGH AN ELECTION
RawisJerich008: BUT BRING REAL NO CHANGE
RawisJerich008: NO ANSWER
RawisJerich008: MCCAIN IS GOING TO GET DESTROYED IN THE DEBATES
RawisJerich008: AND DANIELS I KNOW YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR THIS BUT IT WOULD GREATLY BEHOOVE YOU TO VOTE FOR OBAMA
RawisJerich008: dANIELS, LET ME SEE YOU SAY OBAMA 08
RawisJerich008: DANIELS, YOU COWARD. YOU KNOW YOU’RE FOR OBAMA
RawisJerich008: But Daniels more importantly
RawisJerich008: YOU NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF AND START PAYING YOUR TAXES
RawisJerich008: TO MIDDLE CLASS AMERCANS LIKE ME

RawisJerich008: Daniels, you know Obama is well known like Al Capone, fully blown like Ton’ Montana
In a zone, sittin on chrome, stoned sippin on cham-pagna
Rollin ganja up in bible papers, see how high the lye can take us
Through the eyes of Christ, John, Elijah, Jacob
I make the kind of green a hustler dream
Bustin out the custard cream Viper
custom piped up with the mustard seams
Clustered green Fort Knox and hard (?) medallions
Mockin God even Italians see my batallion pull out the broad
I got the +Squad+ over-qualified, pullin over Karl Kani
Range Rover tilted, three-wheelted hydraulic slide
Sparkin lye in the clouds and reppin my housin
Like the Wu do in Shaolin

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I’ll have to leave it to Cam to interpret that last bit for me. Stay tuned.

Pulse writers know Dwayne. He’s taken up the cause of Obama. I’m not sure who gets a point for this fact, but I’ll keep you all posted.

RawisJerich008: Come the general election, you’ve got a big ass whipping headed your wau
RawisJerich008: way
RawisJerich008: Just wait until we get into the debate
RawisJerich008: Then Daniels you will see that Mccain is nothing
RawisJerich008: Daniels, when Obama does become President, you will not be able to cheat the system
RawisJerich008: DANIELS, YOU WILL PAY YOUR TAXES
RawisJerich008: No more golden parachutes for you Daniel