Archive for March 13th, 2008
Blackberry Posting: On The Bus To Boston
It’s good to know that my luck when it comes to selecting a seat also extends on to the Chinatown bus.
Do you know what’s worse than loud-cell-phone-guy on the train? Loud everyone-needs-to-hear-our-conversation couple. I knew that somewhere out there was the soulmate of loud-cell-phone guy. Now I have seen it with my own eyes.
Also, the bus stopped at a Burger King somewhere in Connecticut. I was in line behind a guy who had never been in a BK before. He asked the cashier “what’s the size difference between a Whopper and a regular burger?”
I’ve added a new type of person who needs to be erased from the planet. Two, maybe. The first is “guy who is old enough to drive who hasn’t been to BK.”. The second is “guy who discusses portion size with the cashier to try and get maximum value for his dollar at BK when there are a bus full of people in line.”. Perchance he could ask for a sample, too.